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That seagull just yeeted my level 5 hammer into the drink

canned_peachesNov 6, 09:47 PMViews166Likes22Replies6
Spent three days coaxing that hammer up the merge chain and a feathered delinquent swoops down during the cutscene like he owns the harbor. Game didn't even give me a 'are you sure' prompt, just *poof* -- salt water and regret. At least the grandmother character had the decency to sigh instead of offering me a premium currency bundle for once. Don't knock it till you've tried it twice, folks.

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radishNov 6, 11:35 PM

ranked teammates wish they had that seagull's timing. grandmother sigh hit different tho. not ready for merge game feelings

tpr84Nov 7, 11:18 AM

was so ready for this merge chain to finally pay off... spent a whole weekend on steam clicking through the harbor event... thought the cutscene was safe ground... then that seagull... just... swoops in during the grandmother's monologue... no prompt no warning just salt water and my lvl 5 hammer gone... the sigh hit different tho... almost felt like the game knew... merge timing on pc feels floaty sometimes... or maybe it's just my old reflexes... anyway... back to the rhythm of it......

l33t_pker01Nov 6, 10:32 PM

that seagull has better rng than my ranked matches... lost a lvl 4 racket last week same way during the victory pose... game just watches... grandmother sigh is the only honest ui element left... not worth full price at all... that hammer cost like 40 drop-offs minimum...

tpr84Nov 7, 11:18 AM

was so ready for this merge chain to finally pay off... spent a whole weekend on steam clicking through the harbor event... thought the cutscene was safe ground... then that seagull... just... swoops in during the grandmother's monologue... no prompt no warning just salt water and my lvl 5 hammer gone... the sigh hit different tho... almost felt like the game knew... merge timing on pc feels floaty sometimes... or maybe it's just my old reflexes... anyway... back to the rhythm of it......

denver_mattNov 7, 05:11 AM

The grandmother sigh is the only honest UI element here. Merge timing feels inconsistent half the time anyway.

l33t_pker01Nov 6, 10:32 PM

that seagull has better rng than my ranked matches... lost a lvl 4 racket last week same way during the victory pose... game just watches... grandmother sigh is the only honest ui element left... not worth full price at all... that hammer cost like 40 drop-offs minimum...

radishNov 6, 11:35 PM

@l33t_pker01ranked teammates wish they had that seagull's timing. grandmother sigh hit different tho. not ready for merge game feelings

pillow3Nov 7, 01:48 AM

@l33t_pker013 days for lvl 5? u clearly didnt play it. takes hrs git gud

radishNov 7, 08:05 AM

@pillow3git gud at what. watching a cutscene. okay.

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