Screenshots

The launcher informed me that my 'inventory' resides on a…

bladerunner_03Nov 6, 05:38 PMViews415Likes3Replies8
I launched the client on Steam solely to verify whether an offline mode exists; it does not. The screenshot captures the moment the avatar creation screen demanded a persistent connection before I could even select a torso color, a requirement the store page omits entirely. My grandson insisted I witness his 'obby' creation, so I stood in a grey plaza while twenty children ran through geometry that clipped at the knees, the chat log scrolling faster than any MUD I administered in the nineties. There is no executable to archive, no folder to back up, only a streamed illusion that vanishes the moment the corporation decides the quarterly numbers disappoint. If you do not own the disc, you only bought a revocable rental, and here the rental agreement changes before you finish reading the title screen.🎮 Roblox · 7.2

Comments 8

BestNewest

★ Best comments

mrc77Nov 7, 10:20 AM

Loads in two seconds on my iPad.

dwr79Nov 7, 01:10 AM

i get the frustration... always online for a platform like this feels wrong... especially when you cant even back anything up... but my nephew plays on his ipad and hes happy... costs nothing to start... guess that's the tradeoff...

isitoveryetNov 7, 05:52 AM

no offline mode kills it for me, cant even load up an obby or mess with an avatar without a connection

costanza's walletNov 6, 06:01 PM

Had to explain to my kid why I still keep my SNES cartridges in a shoebox, he looked at me like I told him the '93 Bulls roster was a myth. Takes me right back to renting cartridges on a rainy Friday night.

artie buccos kitchenNov 6, 07:32 PM

@costanza's walletKeep the cartridges, good hustle

radishNov 6, 08:49 PM

Steam launch just to check offline mode. Same. My kid's obby phase lasted two weeks, chat still haunts me. No thanks.

danny bNov 6, 11:41 PM

@radishyeah same my oldest got super into obbys for like four days then switched to adopt me full time lol the chat moves so fast i just turned it off completely. great job to the devs on the mobile version it runs pretty smooth on my iphone 11 except when the twins wake up from their nap and i have to go get them sorry gotta run

dwr79Nov 7, 01:10 AM

i get the frustration... always online for a platform like this feels wrong... especially when you cant even back anything up... but my nephew plays on his ipad and hes happy... costs nothing to start... guess that's the tradeoff...

cjh91Nov 7, 02:22 AM

Mobile runs smooth on ipad but always online requirement is garbage yall. No reason for it. Fixin to delete the app tbh

mrc77Nov 7, 10:20 AM

@cjh91Loads in two seconds on my iPad.

isitoveryetNov 7, 05:52 AM

no offline mode kills it for me, cant even load up an obby or mess with an avatar without a connection

Screenshots

#BoardTitleAuthorDateViewsLikes
33ScreenshotsThat seagull just yeeted my level 5 hammer into the drink[6]canned_peaches11-0616722
32ScreenshotsThe launcher informed me that my 'inventory' resides on a…[8]bladerunner_0311-064153
31Screenshotsmy first clean hit after twenty tries[12]wombat_2311-0569442
30ScreenshotsThe tea house cat has better frame data than me[7]radish11-0461822
29ScreenshotsGoalkeeper animation lock completely unviable at high MMR[6]str_pure_0611-0451132
28ScreenshotsCaptured the moment my ammunition rack detonated in the Ti…[9]KKestutis11-0354922
27Screenshotsfinally got the herb shelf looking right[12]hedgehog_511-0391616
26ScreenshotsThat one customer who only buys broken synthparts[7]lukewarm tea11-0271522
25Screenshotswhen the green bottles refuse to cooperate[5]tschuss_tim11-0170312
24ScreenshotsLevel 147 and the game still thinks I need a hint[11]bacon_eggsistential11-0170820
23ScreenshotsThe forest that looks like a salad[5]perth_dan10-3158326
22Screenshotsthe customer is always right??[9]hedgehog_510-3178524
21Screenshotsthe lighting in this shot though...[12]pk_legend_0610-3195019
20ScreenshotsThe one time I actually aligned the rings[7]bls8710-3091329
19ScreenshotsFinally cleared level 147[12]jersey_brian10-3063329
18ScreenshotsTracking the monster through the canyon[4]prego_tony10-3070412
17Screenshotsduriel kill with zero potions used[12]hinge10-3074210
16Screenshotsthat one room with the floating crystals[3]yo10-3075217
15Screenshotssummon ticket cascade[8]Chloe V.10-2950812
14Screenshotsdiablo ii resurrected infernal edition terror zone snapshot[7]gln8910-294069
13Screenshotstank of the fittest garage screen[3]Window Shopper10-2943442
12ScreenshotsMODERN WARFARE 4 GOT ME SHAKINGadios_kevin10-271401
11Screenshotscharacter select screen after three hours of queueaustin_rob10-2633415
10ScreenshotsWARDOGS co-op tips for new handlersKassidy10-265617
9Screenshotsanomalith session log 11 03 22 14ad_counter_cal10-261986